Thursday, December 9, 2010
look, it's back...in ACTION
Wuhoo! Hairless no longer. It is real hair, I think, not mine, but someone elses. All the wigs had ridilculous names, but this wig is called - get ready - "Action" - and it is something like toasty marshmallow colour. The other choice was "Posh" - Lucky Michael to get "action" instead of "posh"...could be costly, I could start asking for Dolce and Gabanna suits and LeBoutin shoes, and rename our kids Cruz, or something as silly.
And who doesn't want a little action??!!
Guess who makes it - Raquel Welch. No kidding. The biggest boobs in showbiz makes wigs for those soon to be boobless. Define irony.
I will be very disappointed in my friends if there are no rug jokes. C'mon people, make me proud.