Have you ever noticed that there are really only three types of products advertised on TV after 8 pm?
1. Food - in all it's glory- cheap and cheerful fast food, pizzas loaded with gooey deliciousness, restaurants, bacon, cheese, celebrity chefs making tasty sauces - happy people drinking wine or baileys; I hate these the most as my current cream of wheat with almond milk diet is not so, uh flavourful. Ah, Cruel World!
2. Hair products. For people with already luscious flowing LONG locks. Bitches!
3. Cars. I don't care about these. Except when the driver's flowing locks stream through the window or they stop at a drive-through for food.